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Updated Draft Picks

Just an update on where we currently stand so everyone knows what they have to trade and trade for:

JJ gets Tom's 8th
Tom get JJ's 20th

JJ gets Ari's 8th
JJ gets Ari's 12th
Ari gets JJ's 12th
Ari gets JJ's 19th

JJ gets Justin's 6th
Justin gets JJ's 18th

Cale gets Trav's 8th
Trav gets Cale's 20th

Cale gets Justin's 8th
Justin gets Cale's 19th

Jason gets Cale's 7th
Jason gets Cale's 10th
Cale gets Jason's 20th
Cale gets Jason's 19th

Jason gets Justin's 7th
Justin gets Jason's 18th

Justin gets JJ's 7th
JJ gets Justin's 20th

Justin gets Jason's 8th
Justin gets Jason's 9th
Jason gets Justin's 9th
Jason gets Justin's 19th

JR gets JJs 8th
JR gets JJs 10th
JJ gets JRs 20th
JJ gets JRs 19th

Cale gets JRs 8th
JR gets Cale's 18th

Just wanted to make sure this season started off on the right foot. Congrats to Tom on a strong finish, the sun needs to shine on a dog's ass at least once. I think Cale received a letter from Bud Selig that it is in violation of the "best interest in baseball" rule that a fucking foreigner beat us, so lets not let that happen again.

What an exciting time! Everyone is still even, Hal seems to be somewhat positive about the season and his life. Travis' dick saw its shadow so it sounds like there will be 6 more weeks of no pussy in Indiana. Tyler got a new Cowboy hat. Jason gets to spend 5 days a week learning to hate what I'm learning to become.

But all of these things are a mere undercurrent to the real truth: WORLD CHAMPIONS! The Giants are World Champs and the Padres are not. That is fucking awesome! Not to put salt in any wounds but I'm sure you would all trade for Harbaugh over your Charger coach too but that is neither here nor there.

Hawaiian Giant is looking forward to a strong showing this year on the backs of Cabrera, Santana, Cano, and any other day laborers we can draft. So all of you can suck a bag of dicks, enjoy second place.... and ALOHA!