What time?

What time is the Padres game on Thursday?

Female Fantasy Draft

Actual conversation from Jeralyn's fantasy football draft...

Girl #1: Hmm... I want this "Wells" guy.
Girl #2: What position does he play.
Girl #1: H-B. I don't know. He runs with the ball I think.
Girl #3: What is his first name?
Girl #1: Beanie. But I don't see him on this list anywhere.
Girl #2: There is no such person as "Beanie Wells."
Girl #1: I see a Chris Wells on Arizona. Is that his brother?
Girl #2: Maybe.
Girl #1: I'll take him then.


I think this is somehow JR's fault...

I Did The Same Thing Last Week At Softball Practice

Makes sense if they're trying to cockblock the Pads

Rotoworld_BB: S. Podsednik -LF-KC : Dodgers making
strong push for Podsednik http://tinyurl.com/y9r7js7

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JR Johnson

This might make you feel better Tom...

USA Goal Reaction Full Version2.wmv

USA Goal Reaction Full Version2.wmv

England 5:1 Germany, world cup qualifier 2001

Round 3. Ghana vs USA 2-1 (Fifa Highlights)

The Only Way I'd Watch Soccer...Late At Night...In The Dark...

Dream apartment - Carlsberg commercial

Best View Under My Coupe In A While...

Hey, if you're gonna talk soccer(zzzzzzz) on our baseball blog, I can talk about hot rods. Whose with me?

Bueller? Bueller?

Best soccer commercial in a while...

Sorry LeBron... you're not cut out for this...

Hanley...

Did someone put a flipping voodoo jinx on Hanley Ramirez. I never seen so many 0-4 nights from him in one season. Damn!!! Good thing Josh Beckett is a bigger jackass or I would be really pissed!!!

Headline only needed the first two words.

Rotoworld_BB: T. Hoffman -R -MLW: Hoffman blows
another save, allows five runs http://tinyurl.com/dyekl9

Get it Ari...see what I did there?

Random half of the league in the words of The Player Lair

Come back anytime

Four???! Isn't that ALL of them?

Rotoworld_BB: J. Ellsbury -CF-BOS: CT scan reveals
Ellsbury has four broken ribs http://tinyurl.com/dkxfc3

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Two Games, Two Walk-Offs

This time I actually got to stay and see the ball leave the yard in person instead of through the bottom of a shot glass.  San Francisco should consider changing their name this year; the only thing Giant about this team is the Social Security checks this old bastards are collecting and the Kung-Fu Panda's tab at the local Coco's.  SF must have had half-a-dozen infield singles, even Panda had one.  Needless to say, the NL West continues to be a fight for who gets to be shit on by the Cardinals in the Playoffs, and will continue to be anybody's division despite the great hype behind the Giant's pitching staff.  Yes, you will win every 5th game with Timmy, but that's about the only safe bet.  The Padre's youth movement has paid off in that even if they don't win, the game's are finally exciting.

In short...SUCK IT!

Mexico

Talked to some of you guys yesterday about heading down to Mexico for Memorial Day weekend. Here are the details:

• Airline: Volaris (www.volaris.com.mx)
• Fly from Tijuana to Hermocillo (little over one hour flight)
• Leave: Friday May 28th -- departs Tijuana at 7AM (Flight #500)
• Return: Monday May 31st -- departs Hermocillo at 3:30PM (Flight #501)
• Flights are $168 ROUND-TRIP (including taxes) from as of 3:45PM on Friday
• You MUST have a passport... so if you want to come and don't have one, get on that now because it can take from 3-6 weeks
• Town that the house is @ is called San Carlos... right next to the large city of Guaymas
• There is one bedroom left @ my dad's house -- two twin beds (or one queen)

Here is the pic of my dad's restuarant

So if you want to head out there with JR and myself... get on that shit now. And post below here so we don't get more people then we have beds for.

P.S. There is a boat.

Draft 2010 Page

I have added a page for the draft board of 2010.  I haven't quite been able to squeeze it down enough so you have to scroll ever so slightly left-to-right.

Here's the link if you'd like to go directly to the Google Spreadsheet.  I've also changed everybody's role to viewer to preserve the board as is.  If something needs to be changed just let me know.