Just wanted to make sure this season started off on the right foot. Congrats to Tom on a strong finish, the sun needs to shine on a dog's ass at least once. I think Cale received a letter from Bud Selig that it is in violation of the "best interest in baseball" rule that a fucking foreigner beat us, so lets not let that happen again.

What an exciting time! Everyone is still even, Hal seems to be somewhat positive about the season and his life. Travis' dick saw its shadow so it sounds like there will be 6 more weeks of no pussy in Indiana. Tyler got a new Cowboy hat. Jason gets to spend 5 days a week learning to hate what I'm learning to become.

But all of these things are a mere undercurrent to the real truth: WORLD CHAMPIONS! The Giants are World Champs and the Padres are not. That is fucking awesome! Not to put salt in any wounds but I'm sure you would all trade for Harbaugh over your Charger coach too but that is neither here nor there.

Hawaiian Giant is looking forward to a strong showing this year on the backs of Cabrera, Santana, Cano, and any other day laborers we can draft. So all of you can suck a bag of dicks, enjoy second place.... and ALOHA!