Wham-O!: Even though JR finished in 2nd place, he did win something, the award for 'The Stupidest Fantasy Baseball Team Name Ever'. Who names their team after a Frisbee anyways? If this is a sign of things to come, we can all look forward to future teams named after his childhood toys. Look out for 'Slinky', 'Marbles', 'Pogs', 'Sisters Makeup' and 'Condom Water Balloons'. Crappy names aside, Mr. Johnson has managed to maintain a high level of competition with a total of four top 3 finishes, including a Championship in 2006 as the 'Mangos' claimed the Year of the 'Fruit'. JR will be off to a solid star with Braun and Utley, packaged up with the likes of either Sizemore, Zimmerman, Carp or Haren. More importantly, this Jackass is going to be tying the knot this April and for that he will be punished and drunkened more than any man should have to be. I'm not talking a sausage factory in the middle of Hillcrest either...........this will be much worse. "FORGET WHAT YOU SAW!!!!!!!!"
FORGET WHAT YOU SAW!!!!!!
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