Laying the WOOD: This carpenter was far from Jesus and like so many before him finishing 'at the bottom of the sea', Mr. Tim Miller has opted out of his fantasy contract. After only one season of being the fat chick in a cheerleader pyramid Tim will leave this miraculous bunch of athletes that couldn't make the Indians from Major League. Arguably, there isn't one single player worth taking in the top 3 and possibly 4 rounds. J-Roll, Markakis, Carlos Lee, Cole Hamels, and the lone bright spot, rookie keeper Andrew McCutchen are what remains in the ruins of this 12 month empire. The challenge for this team will be passed onto the rest of the league as we try to convince someone that a $100 buy-in to get this lineup is a steal. Luckily the two unmanageable teams will be tossed into a bucket of poop for the new blood to dig through and separate from the corn and the nuts. "Hey, you haven't changed a bit!"
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