THE CHAMP IS HERE....

Via Travis Devlin on the Yahoo! Fantasy Baseball Page last Friday: link

Hey you fucking douche bags! First of all, the post by Hal to start the league was great. A heart felt fuck you, i can get down with that. Then we get the predictable Fisher "feel sorry for my fucking gay ass" bullshit. Shut up already. Then der chimes in with his "i'm kinda making fun of you, but i'm really your friend" post. So predictable. Here's what i'm going to throw out there to help the 9 of you dongs have more fun this year...

1) Go into the year knowing that just because you have the lead after two months, your team still blows and i'll pass you.

2) Post, talk shit, admit your team sucks when you lose and have fun telling everyone that you hope they brought knee pads when you win.

3) Whatever you do, don't listen to Jason, he drafted Francisco Liriano in the 5th round last year.

4) Tim Lincecum is the man

5) Hoofina is in law school, so don't expect much this year. Obviously, he's stuck in the "library"

6) Evan Longoria is amazing

7) Fuck you all, the first back to back champion in the history of the fantasy juicers league, the first franchise to have not 1....not 2...but 3 banners hanging from the ceiling. That's right bitches, sometimes what you may have considered a fluke becomes a trend, and a trend becomes a dynasty...

There's quite a few of you out there that have keepers that resemble Jr's backyard. If you need some help, i have 6 potential keepers on my team and am willing to listen to trade offers for draft picks. Greinke, Fielder, Ichiro, Upton anyone?

Have a nice Friday..
TD