Actual Tiger: This Tiger is following Tiger Woods' lead and is getting the fuck out of dodge and having as much sex with old Canadian woman as he can. Looking at this lineup, its not a moment too soon. Mr. Paul Revlin will be donating Hanley Ramirez, C.C. Sabathia and the cup from the 2 girls 1 cup video hit. There are a few other viable candidates in Manny and Papelbon, but we'll let you decide. Its a sad day as Mr. Revlin, one of the original fantasy juicers, will officially put his fantasy career on hold to pursue his passion for nude theater. We will all miss his 'Icelandic camp sex narrations' and hope he makes a return soon. To the new manager who acquires this team, don't forget........you almost had Tom's team so you got lucky.
First of all, were did you get a Tiger that looked like Paul? Secondly, I didn't even know this team had a coach.
ReplyDeleteJJ, as of this moment, Actual Tiger is yours to Actually Coach. Hanley and CC are not a bad keeper duo but it looks like you'll be scrounging or trading for a third. Be warned, there is a possibility that another coach will not be returning in which case we'll be pooling the two teams with new coaches and having a sort of "expansion draft" from the two-team pool.
Does that tiger have autism?
That Tiger looks like Doug Fluties' dog.
ReplyDeleteIt's the off season. Why should any new manager/owner inherit a team with keepers? Any twat who quits should fold his team and the players go back to the draft.
Or the new manager/owner could buy each of us a case to not take it so seriously.
Either way, I disagree with everything. Including what I just said.
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WTF is this? Bash on my team Blog?
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